An ideal start

Here’s the TL;DR:

• Bruce joins Kadavr Black Guard for some PvP and Faction War action
• Bruce relocates his Sabre
• Shaz delivers a Rifter
• Bruce flies said Rifter to new HQ
• Bruce undocks Rifter from new HQ, to find flashy Vengeance
• Bruce coolly ctrl-spaces, waits out his timer, and docks
• Bruce approaches docking perimeter
• Bruce’s human says a very bad and largely incoherent sentence, including the words f&$%, c#*^ and kickout
• Bruce’s Rifter melts
• Bruce’s GTFO tab lags out
• Bruce’s pod melts along with his full set of +4s
• Bruce has unexpectedly awesome first day in corp